Actor: Everyone please like my apple.
Acting Teacher: I can help you polish your apple.
Agent: We already have ten apples that look just like yours.
Guests at an industry mixer: Let me know if you use my apple in your next film.
Screenwriter: Exterior. City sidewalk. Rainy day. Dolly past moving bus to reveal apple waiting.
Crowdfunder: Help me get the apples I want—but can’t afford—and I will give you a t-shirt.
Casting Director: For this project, I only want to see apples that are red, medium-sized and a little sweet.
Producer: Let’s go with the smaller apples—they’re so much cheaper.
Wardrobe stylist: For the opening scene, we’re adding a stem to your apple.
Makeup artist: I just need five more minutes to get this apple camera ready.
Director of Photography: This is an emotional scene for the apple let’s move in for a tighter shot.
Director: If I have to slice the apple to get the performance I want, I will do it.